Ask me anything   I like piña coladas and getting caught in the rain

awwww-cute:

"Oh boy Oh boy, we got a call! Let’s roll, partner!"

awwww-cute:

"Oh boy Oh boy, we got a call! Let’s roll, partner!"

— 3 days ago with 6523 notes

ruinedchildhood:

Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer

Me: image

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

— 6 days ago with 323244 notes

spankmehardbarry:

conkersradfurday:

spankmehardbarry:

i keep getting random erections today and idk why

I guess you could say it’s been a hard day.

image

(via funnybro)

— 1 week ago with 169893 notes

subliminalmusings:

bugsaremytype:

when somebody asks you to tell them about yourself 

image

i yam who i yam.

(via death-by-lulz)

— 1 week ago with 147008 notes